Frase cursi semanal

~ Nuestro amor esta tan fuera de lugar como un gnomo en Orgrimmar, pero es tan grande como el cielo estrellado de Infralar. ~

lunes, 21 de septiembre de 2015

El regreso de la plantilla

Queridos cotillas sin vida social.

Desde la marcha y muerte de Rhonzo, las oficinas han estado más abandonadas que las aulas de clase en verano. A causa de esta situación y el aburrimiento, hemos... he decidido hacer cambios en la plantilla de la mejor repostería y única fábrica de pasteleo oficial de cotilleo de Pandashan.

Primero de todo, hemos ascendido al limpiabotas al antiguo cargo de Rhonzo Rhonzalez. Un aplauso sarcástico a Regiardo el Pardo, Jefe de Repostería. ¡Bravo! ¡Bien! Ya, suficiente, no merece tantos aplausos.

Por otro lado, hemos sobornado a la prima segunda de Ritsuka: Ritsukis Trukis con pastelitos rellenos de crema. El motivo de este soborno es que use su amistad con su prima para cotillearnos todos los cotilleos que se cuecen en todas partes en todo momento.

Y... Como no, terminamos los cambios con los secuestros del mes. Hemos secuestrado al hijo bastardo de Icemetal llamado Ise de Metal para que nos haga traducciones de algunos noticiones al inglés. Además, encontramos un par de seres de nuestra especie en coma etílico por la calle, por lo que los amordazamos, atamos con cuerdas y cadenas y los subimos a nuestra furgoneta blanca. ¿Por que? Alguien tendrá que ayudar a Regiardo a limpiar la cocina y la gente que se dedica a eso cobra. Estamos en crisis ¿Vale? 


Con estos acontecimientos, la plantilla quedaría en esto:

Directora de la Dirección de Directores de Redacción: Latricia
Gugle Translator al Inglish: Ise de Metal
Cotillera de Cotillón: Ritsukis Trukis
Jefe de Respostería: Regiardo el Limpiabotas Pardo
Limpiador de Hornos del Repostero: Mr. Giove
Limpiador de Fogones del Repostero: Gato de Caja


Un saludo y esperemos que estos empleados no mueran de frió en el invierno... ¡Porque ni un duro más en calefacción!

jueves, 3 de septiembre de 2015

The Tragic Story of the Abandoned Lover

Its clear that we have lost the frequency of posing, without Rhonzo and with Regiardo missing... this has been too empty and its scary to go alone through the office of Latricia's Diary. However, this tragic history must get to the hearts of people... So I will assume the risk of being devoured by the voracious Beast Bugblatter of Traal to bring you information.


This story begins with a 21 year old woman, part of the Pandashan Staff, famous for her facebook, for provoking men with her seductive photos making that these people fight for her. The name of this girl? I don't even know but we'll call her "Ritsuka" so everyone knows who we're talking about.


She has explained before that she does not look for love or any type "cheesiness"... she lied. There was something that she was trying to hide from us until now and she would still hide it from us if it wasn't that she told Latra.... My evil sister that gossips every single private topic because of her big mouth.... Or maybe I was the evil sister? I don't even remember now.


Since I already started with the Beast Bugblatter of Traal, lets keep going with some quotes from "La Guia del Autoestopista Galactico: Evita el amor si te es posible" ("Guide of Galactic Streets: Evade love if its possible").


And of course, who in their right mind would pay attention to a book or a movie thats science fiction? Probably some airhead, but Ritsuka is not one of them. In love with a man that lives so far from her, for months, dreaming of seeing him again, to once again be by his side while he hugs her and told her that he loves her.... STOP! I will be emotional! So this, yearning night after night, she waited impatiently for a special day, in which she could be with him, but... to her surprise, a brutal news came to her knowing.


Why do I make another paragraph to tell the news? Well its cuter and the thrills that this double spacing gives. What is the news? You're impatient..... nah, just joking, Ill tell you now.... Or I shouldn't? Alright, one more double spacing and we can keep gossiping.


Simply, Ritsuka's loved one has had to sail on a small boat with wings and to go through the big puddle in search of work, letting go of the girl of french origin to her luck, taking away one of her wishes of seeing him again once more... But this romance couldn't end this way, the heart of the poor french girl wasn't broken enough, lots of couples distance themselves and for this we don't make news about all of them, fuck that. No, the guy that fell in love with our beloved Executive didn't have enough to break her heart telling her that he had to go far away.



Saddened for the inminent goodbye of her loved one, the girl took a train with the address of the city of her loved one with the hopes of seeing him one last time, and hugging him one last time, and telling him that he loves him one last time. But it couldn't be like this, when our beloved Ritsuka came out of the train... no one was there for her. In her clock she saw how the hours passed in the station but that man who she gave her heart to, didn't have the decency of looking for her or see her.



With her heart chopped and shared through out the whole station, the french girl turned around and took her train back home, leaving behind the pieces of her heart which once was a heart in love, with the hopes that the man would find these pieces and put the pieces back of that which he broke.


Unfortunately, difficult how it was, that her loved one had gone away and he's 6 thousand miles away.... hope is the last thing you lose, right? And if its gone, we can always gather through the "Latricia's Diary" an army called "The Heart Avengers" and take revenge of the man who has harmed our beloved Ritsuka.